Ulduar

Well, the mount landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like santa standing there with his mace out
I ain't trying to get flash frozen
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a mage and when she came near
The name plate said Missy and she had a toasty fire
If anything I could say that this cache was rare
But I thought "Now forget it" - "Mo' loot in Uldu-Air"

BAM! Finally our guild gets to taste some of that sweet clam chowder. Here's my special recipe:

Take a large toothed clam and submerge in liquid saronite.
Add 8 cuttlefish and slowly heat them till they burst. The toothed clam should now emerge again.
Use a sharp knife to remove the toothed clam's tentacles and brain.
Boil in own juices to perfection, but be aware of sudden splashes. Can drive you mad, getting those stains out.
Serve with a side of epics!

Bon apétit!

Tonight, we lost a great faceless man-beast. After a long fight, General John A. "Crabman" Vezax, closed the lid on his stew pot for good. He will be missed.

But you shall soon see him again, in the form of memorial General Vezax crab* cakes! Brought to you by GloddCorp™, the inventors of Raidspread™!

*Cakes do not have to contain crab meat. May just contain pressed shell fragments. Not fit for consumption. Do not touch without protective clothing when allergic to sea food, lactose, legumes, solanaceous herbs, industrial grade uranium, and records from the late 80s. Keep away from children. GloddCorp™ can not be held responsible for deaths and/or mutations caused by this product.

Apparently he remembers us. In the mountains. Or so he keeps saying. Over and over.
Then he usually hits us with a huge hammer. Repeatedly.

Suffice to say, I don't like that guy.