Beasts of Northrend: Dead!

Posted Wed, 12/08/2009 - 20:30 by Glodd

This ugly assortment of northern wildlife could not stop us from giving the audience in the Argent Coliseum the show of their lives.
However, bathing in the cheers around us, we kinda forgot to take a shot of our loot piñata, an angry yeti named Icehowl. Being the people we are, we couldn't leave that job unfinished and took the liberty to re-enact our victorious pose outside the coliseum.

Also, the beasts fell in two seperate 10-man raids the day after. Yawn. Let's see what they have in store for us next week...

Kill date: 
2009-08-06
Instance: 
Wrath of the Lich King
Instance: 
25-player
Instance: 
Trial of the Crusader

[Hard 1/1] Hodir: Cached! // [Hard 1/1] Thorim: Divorced!

Posted Wed, 12/08/2009 - 20:11 by Glodd

Okay, okay, those do come a bit late, but hey, it was 10-man and people couldn't even be arsed to strike a pose. Such behaviour should not be rewarded by additional attention. Tsk, tsk.

Kill date: 
2009-07-22
Instance: 
Wrath of the Lich King
Instance: 
10-player
Instance: 
Ulduar

Raid Tactics Updated: Yogg-Saron

Posted Tue, 11/08/2009 - 18:51 by Gart

Yogg-Saron's tactic is now complete and can be browsed to in the side menu. I'll add a video of the kill shot as soon it's uploaded and available.

Raid Tactics Updated: Mimiron & General Vezax

Posted Sun, 19/07/2009 - 16:16 by Gart

Hum, guess I've missed to update those, so, uh.. here goes. You can read them as usual in our raid tactics section to the left.

A kill video of Auriaya has been added as well, it was still missing.

[Hard 1/2] Assembly of Iron: Runemastered!

Posted Mon, 13/07/2009 - 02:18 by Glodd

So, this Molgeim guy likes to break explosive wind when you leave him up for last. Rune of summoning my ass.
Or rather, rune of summoning his ass. Ugh.

Those titans should be thankful we freshened the place up a bit.

Kill date: 
2009-07-12
Instance: 
Wrath of the Lich King
Instance: 
25-player
Instance: 
Ulduar

[Hard 1/1] XT-002 Deconstructor: Heartbroken!

Posted Wed, 01/07/2009 - 23:52 by Glodd

Thank god he didn't start singing "Unbreak My Heart" during the rest of the fight with that voice of his. Would have turned a simple Hard Mode into pure distilled agony.

On a completely unrelated sidenote, I heard Blizzard are gonna introduce Pure Distilled Agony Modes next patch! Hurray!

Kill date: 
2009-07-01
Instance: 
Wrath of the Lich King
Instance: 
10-player
Instance: 
Ulduar

General Vezax: Dead!

Posted Mon, 29/06/2009 - 00:45 by Glodd

Tonight, we lost a great faceless man-beast. After a long fight, General John A. "Crabman" Vezax, closed the lid on his stew pot for good. He will be missed.

But you shall soon see him again, in the form of memorial General Vezax crab* cakes! Brought to you by GloddCorp™, the inventors of Raidspread™!

*Cakes do not have to contain crab meat. May just contain pressed shell fragments. Not fit for consumption. Do not touch without protective clothing when allergic to sea food, lactose, legumes, solanaceous herbs, industrial grade uranium, and records from the late 80s. Keep away from children. GloddCorp™ can not be held responsible for deaths and/or mutations caused by this product.

Kill date: 
2009-06-28
Instance: 
Wrath of the Lich King
Instance: 
25-player
Instance: 
Ulduar

[Hard 3/3] Sartharion & 3 Adds: Obliterated!

Posted Wed, 10/06/2009 - 00:03 by Glodd

We all know that procrastination is a thief of time, but in this case it was also a thief of loot!

Bathing in the Flames of Ignis and eating all of those Napalm Shells Mimiron had been throwing at us made us tougher, meaner and most of all... red-hot killing machines! No flame could scathe us! No waves of lava swipe us off our feet! No amount of heat could make us falter! The blue stuff still killed us tho. Nasty shit.

However, the movements we practised such a long time ago were still somewhere in the back of our heads, just waiting to be torn from their slumber and in the end Sartharion and his cronies went down in a blazing firework of pure AoTsomeness!

Kill date: 
2009-06-09
Instance: 
Wrath of the Lich King
Instance: 
25-player
Instance: 
The Obsidian Sanctum

General Vezax: Dead!

Posted Tue, 09/06/2009 - 00:24 by Glodd

This fella might well be the ugliest thing we've seen since Naj'entus in Black Temple. And yet, unwavering, we leapt into battle against this mighty crustacean, a thundering warcry collectively escaping our throats:

"HEEEEEY, CRABMAAAAAAN!"

Kill date: 
2009-06-08
Instance: 
Wrath of the Lich King
Instance: 
10-player
Instance: 
Ulduar

V-07-TR-0N: Dismantled! // Mimiron: Befriended!

Posted Fri, 05/06/2009 - 19:56 by Glodd

Somehow our restoration druids complained there were no trees in the shot with Mimiron. No idea what their deal is.

Anyhoo, this completes the Keepers of Ulduar on Heroic Difficulty! Time to find out what's behind that huge and previously locked door with the big ugly face on it. I hope it's something fancy to eat... like lobster!

Kill date: 
2009-06-04
Instance: 
Wrath of the Lich King
Instance: 
25-player
Instance: 
Ulduar