Posted Mon, 11/05/2009 - 00:14 by Glodd
As much as killing off a well-stacked lady like her hurts the male individual, I'm glad to say that with this crime against manhood we've cleared the Antechamber of Heroic Ulduar.
Oh well, there's always Freya. Keepers, watch out!
Posted Sun, 10/05/2009 - 13:51 by Glodd
Thunderbolt and lightning - very, very frightening.
Posted Wed, 06/05/2009 - 01:41 by Glodd
What is it with crotches in this instance? Ignis has a flaming slag pot, Brundir is shocking Steelbreaker's on a regular basis and this guy's package seems to be stuck in the wall. Fire, Air, Earth... I'm scared of what might come next!
Posted Mon, 04/05/2009 - 00:29 by Glodd
It was a lengthy campaign but we emerged victorious. With a majority of 58%, the voters decided that we, the Ambassadors, were to supersede the Assembly of Iron.
Too bad they were blaming us for electoral fraud; and they were right, too. Oh well. Back to good old violence it was. We're much better at that anyway...
Posted Sun, 03/05/2009 - 19:50 by Glodd
Again, I was not there to take a kill shot. Will I ever see his flaming crotch hit the floor? Only time will tell. Do I want to see his flaming crotch hit the floor? Not so much.
Good thing we got him down in this mode as well, concluding the Siege section of Heroic Ulduar.
Posted Mon, 27/04/2009 - 22:38 by Glodd
Those Titans, I tell ya. First they freeze you to the ground, let icicles drop onto your head and try to smack you with a huge spiky club... then they're all friendly and let you loot their stuff.
Well, at least this one did.
Posted Sun, 26/04/2009 - 23:58 by Glodd
Why would the Titans let a crazy cat lady live in their crib? Think of the noise! The hair! The smell! The resell value!
Let's just say we made Ulduar a more attractive realty tonight. No need to thank us.
On a sidenote, this completes the Antechamber of Normal Ulduar! Yay!
Next up: The Keepers.
Posted Sun, 26/04/2009 - 19:12 by Glodd
I was not there to take a kill shot... and it shows. To think people ever wonder why they have me around on raids! Ha!
Uhem. Still, well done completing the Siege section of Normal Ulduar.
Next up: The Antechamber.
Posted Fri, 24/04/2009 - 23:47 by Glodd
Sometimes posing for kill shots ain't as easy as it looks. It is hard to get people in the shot, have all their name plates show and maybe even get them to strike a pose. We have to, figuratively as well as literally, dance on a precipice. Yes, creating this front page post took a huge toll on some of us!
Well, at least we had to wait two long minutes for some clumsy-ass muppet to corpse run... NAME AND SHAME!
Posted Fri, 24/04/2009 - 15:35 by Glodd
What's true for two harpoons goes for four harpoons as well, it seems.
